Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: I think I'm gonna open up my own coffee shop. It'll have a zero tolerance policy for employees who are rude to customers. Goat: Really? Rat: Yeah. If they're rude, I'd tolerate zero being done about it. Goat: That's not what that means. Rat: Heck, I'd give bonuses.
Wonder what kind of business that will attract…