Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Hops. How are things? Hops: Odd. Some predator left a note in my hole saying can't run after me, so he'd appreciate it if I would just pop out of the hole and let him eat me. Pig: What kind of predator leaves a note like that? Bennie: Heeeeeeeere, bunny wunny.
I don’t know about you, Hops, but if a “predator” showed up at my door wearing high-heeled women’s boots, I’d call the police.