Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Does it bother you to live next door to predators? Zebra: It used to, but I think I've become inured. Pig: That's sad. Zebra: What's sad? Pig: That you had to become a nerd. Zebra: Let's start this conversation over. Pig: Here. I'll be one in sympathy.
Which is why I’ve seen a sign in one shop window in London that says American spoken here.