Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 09, 2012
December 08, 2012
December 10, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat...it's your bank. It sounds like you're late with some payment. Rat: Hi, thanks for calling. If this is about a late credit card payment, press '1'. If this is about a late mortgage payment, press 2'. If this is about a late car payment, press '3'. To speak with a personal representative at any time, just say 'Rat'. Voice: Rat. Rat: I'm sorry...I didn't catch that. Voice: Rat. Rat: I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. Voice: RAT! Rat: Thanks. I'll transfer you to......cat. Voice: RAT! RAT! NOT CAT! Pig: You're having way too much fun. Rat: Meowwww. Voice: @*&#! #&@#! @*#@!
@Bilan. When I worked as a telemarketer and one would ask for my home number I always gave it out. I then reminded them that I wouldn’t get off work until 11PM EST and it was usually @ 11:30PM by the time I got home. I needed a few minutes to get supper started so they really should call me after midnight. No one ever called.