Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2012
December 14, 2012
December 16, 2012
Transcript:
Pig: Why did you decide to run away, Andy?... You've always seemed so happy. Andy: It's my dad. We've never been super close, and now's he's old and hospitalized, and I wanted to take one last chance at improving things before he's gone. Pig: Awww. He must have been so touched. What did he say? Andy's dad: Is it me, or are you nurses getting uglier and uglier.
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Be polite, Andy; no matter how insulting he is, you really shouldn’t put him down.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Andy’s dad is Don Rickles?
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Dear old Dad! When’s the funeral, Andy?
juicebruce about 12 years ago
Is it Andy’s dad or is RAT in that bed? That sounds like something RAT would say.
orinoco womble about 12 years ago
Ahh yes, the great TV-movie lie, that life has a happy ending if you work at it, and that all problems can be solved in 22, 44 or 75 minutes (with time for commercial breaks).
markmoss1 about 12 years ago
Sherlock, was that an attempt to make a pun?
knight1192a about 12 years ago
Me thinks he’s hospitalized for a reason, and hoping that reason starts dressing skimpier.
Number Three about 12 years ago
Get well soon, Dad.
LOL… Excellent strip.
xxx
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
,,,,awfully strange, that nurse with a chain around her neck and a cold nose….
kathleenhammett about 12 years ago
Andy’s dad is touched, all right….touched in the head!
LingeeWhiz about 12 years ago
One last psych trauma for little Andy.
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Remember Joseph Cotton’s line in ‘Citizen Kane’ when two battle axe type nurses were dragging him off to bed? “There was a rumor going around when I was a young man that nurses were good looking. Well, it was no truer then that it is now.”
7500edg about 12 years ago
ouch
naturally_easy about 12 years ago
Just turn and leave, Andy….and trip on the cord on the way out! Oops! He came unplugged!