Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 26, 2012
December 25, 2012
December 27, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: I would like to turn our comic into a full-length feature movie. Here's my script. Pastis: All it says is 'Rat kicks Pig.' Rat; Yes. That's the plot. Pastis: You giving Pig a kick is the entire plot. Pastis: You giving Pig a kick is the entire plot for a two-hour movie. Rat: No, you idiot. I do it repeatedly. Pastis: Get out before I kick you repeatedly. Rat: You really lack vision.
rat, if you don’t do what he says, pastis is going to impair your vision…