Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2012

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Pig: Hey there, goat...how's it going? Goat: Good. I'm meeting my friend, coach Bob. He's an offensive coordinator for a footbal team. Pig: Oh, he must love that. Goat: Usually. But right now, the team is scoring no points, and he's taking a whole lot of heat for the lack of offense. Pig: Really? Goat: Yep. So if you don't mind, don't bring it up. Don't even hint at it...oh, here he is now. Pig: Nice to meet you, Couch Bob! Let me buy you a coffee. But don't get the french roast. It tastes terrible. Coach Bob: What are you talking about? I love their french roast. Pig: Oh, no offense. *crack* Pig: He took offense.