Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 12, 2013
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Transcript:
Rat: Why do these idiot spammers with poor english skills always begin their e-mails with 'dear friend'? It's such a tip-off that it's spam. Goat: Why is it a tip-off? Rat: I don't have friends. Goat: And what am I. Rat: You're more of 'an acquaintance I abuse.' Pig: Awwww... What a touching 'Pearls' moment.
That insensitive Rat!!! Openly discussing SPAM (Hormel’s wildly popular canned meat delicacy: pork shoulder & Ham) in front of PIG!!!
Its tantamount to glibly bantering about gill-netting with one of the Dolphins within earshot.