Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 29, 2013
Transcript:
Crocodile son: Dad, all your friends are standing out there for what they think is your memorial dinner. I think you should go out there and say something to them. Larry the croc: Hi. Me dead. Give me back food or me haunt you forever. Me hate freeloaders.
Dead crocodiles eat KFC???