Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 19, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, this is our new neighbor, Mr. Armadillo. Goat: Well, hello. Do you have any family? Armadillo: I used to, but they were all run over by cars. Goat: I'm sorry. What were their names? Armadillo: Buick, Toyota, Honda, Ford, and Hyundai. Pig: I think he means the family. Armadillo: Oh, them? They didn't live long enough to get names.
Man, Pastis cannot draw an armadilo