Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2013
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Okay, boys, here's the play I'd like to run... We'll place our two best defenders down low. Sir, you have a question? Pig: A suggestion. Run 'the happy guy' play. Guard duck: I'm not quite sure how that would work. Pig: Me neither, but we sure would be giddy. G.D. forms a basketball team
It’s a simple play: Everyone wears a big grin, and the other team freaks out and forfeits.