Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2013

Transcript:

Rat: How do you know when you're rich? Pig; I guess it's when you own all the important stuff. Rat: Like what? Pig: Car, ship, top hat, dog, wheelbarrow, iron, shoe, and thimble. Rat: You just listed all the "Monopoly" tokens. Pig: It's all I know about rich people.