Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: Listen, you obviously go back home at the end of your work day. Just tell me how and I can join you and get off this tiny island. Bartender: Oh, sure, but can you give me that cocktail napkin? It must have blown off the bar. Zebra: Sure. Where is it? Bartenders are so darn clever. Zebra's Bad Vacation
Wonder if she’ll come back for the bar stool.