Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2013
Transcript:
Bartender: Well, Mr. Whiny, good news... Zebra: Food? Rescue?? Bartender: No.... the resort's gonna hold a spiritual retreat with an emphasis on the eternal soul and perfection through reincarnation. Zebra: How is that gonna help me when I'm starving? Bartender: Maybe you can come back as a cheeseburger. Zebra's Bad Vacation
This has not been a very good storyline. That & baby bookie. Ditch them.