Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2013

the dog has it rough

Sing along with Sherlock: “Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O…”

Perhaps being stuck on a tropical island isn’t the worst thing.

What does it really mean when someone is “the cat’s meow”?

Bill is also the horse’s ass.

I’m glad Pig didn’t describe Bill as being “the bee’s knees”.

Why you, Goat? Why us!

Pastis…..at long last, have you no shame?

“People who make puns should be drawn and quoted.” ………Bennet Cerf

I wanna see him be the cat’s pyjamas!

That’s what Bill gets for majoring in Elizabethan literature.

Why us? You’re not alone in this, Goat! Things are ruff all over….

What kind of a diner allows dogs and cats and other animals in it? Oh, wait…

The other day somebody told me I was “The cat’s ass.” I thought I was being complimented. Now, I wonder…

Wait until Bill gets a pet giraffe!

Is Pastis a fan of the TV series “Arrested Development”?

Let’s see – incompetent Doctor Bill holds Little Guard Duck who also has laryngitis…

This is sad – really sad! Great comments!!!

Come on, admit it! Stephan Pastis having no shame is what keeps us coming back for more punishment!

next, he will sing lili marleen while drinking a glass of water.

So for the dog, I see that Bill provides the woof over his head.

love it, always do

This guy is plain retarded! LOL!

Shame on you Steve Pastie, beating up on old jokes…

Horrible

First panel, pig is on the left. Second panel, pig is on the right.