Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 09, 2013
June 08, 2013
June 10, 2013
Transcript:
Lemming: Okay, guys, this is it...the end of our lemming lives...if there's anything any of you wanted to do in life but never did, now is the time. And he seemed so law-abiding.
Thanks goodness someone has their head on straight. That “except by consumer” mattress gag was never funny 25 years ago. Oh, and we order diet soda’s with a cheeseburger to cut the sweet, not the fat! There, now I feel better!!
I once went to party where the theme was to dress up as a criminal (famous probably) as the guy who removed the tag from a pillow, I wore a pillow case; and was the only one who dressed up
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Get your motor runnin’… head out on the highway…”
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Two urban legends being exploited here.
thegrift over 11 years ago
breakin the law…breakin the law
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
See him in the slammer (with Stephan, Zebra, Crocodile, Rat, Pig, Donkey and Duck) if he survives?
amyhre2001 over 11 years ago
And the next will wear white after Labor Day.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
why is that the tag can’t be removed?
edclectic over 11 years ago
Almost makes me wanna jump.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
What else could he do but jump after that heinous crime?
jackhs over 11 years ago
How do they balance tipped over like that?
Togki&Goom over 11 years ago
Lemming on the edge.
rudypoogamer over 11 years ago
F**k da police!
oldschool434 over 11 years ago
Guess jail awaits him at the bottom of the Pearls Before Swine Gorge
tazz555 over 11 years ago
Great another cellmate for the crew
Vince M over 11 years ago
Yeah, I always thought that was the dumbest law…
RACerri32 over 11 years ago
@JACKhs106 – comics physics, natch
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Who says artists don’t read the comments on here!
Jason Thomas Premium Member over 11 years ago
He probably had never used milk crates either. Square.
CartoonServices.Com over 11 years ago
Something about that bed bugs me.
A_NY_Outlaw over 11 years ago
I always wondered what the penalty was for removing that tag…
Kathy M T M Premium Member over 11 years ago
the consumer may remove the tag. If you need it for warranty then keep it with your paperwork.
knight1192a over 11 years ago
When we next see most of the Pearls gang in jail their number will have increased by one undied lemming.
Number Three over 11 years ago
That’s right… Go for what you want.
LOL xxx
cujosmom over 11 years ago
Thanks goodness someone has their head on straight. That “except by consumer” mattress gag was never funny 25 years ago. Oh, and we order diet soda’s with a cheeseburger to cut the sweet, not the fat! There, now I feel better!!
Gilbert over 11 years ago
Maybe giant Jeffy will catch them.
LuvThemPluggers over 11 years ago
I would’ve shoved the mattress off the ledge first and…happy landings!
Me3000 over 11 years ago
I once went to party where the theme was to dress up as a criminal (famous probably) as the guy who removed the tag from a pillow, I wore a pillow case; and was the only one who dressed up
Dancingfish over 11 years ago
That isn’t what they say and that isn’t what it means!I expect better Pastis!
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 11 years ago
“Under penalty of law, this tag not to be removed except by the consumer." Nothing wrong with the owner (consumer) removing it.
byamrcn over 11 years ago
Matricide.
jackproarty over 5 years ago
See they can carry the humor!