Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 20, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Whatcha readin', Goat? Goat: A book on the collapse of the Ottoman Empire. Pig: Figures. Goat: What figures? Pig: That an empire built of tiny little sofas would collapse. Goat: I think I"ll go back to reading now. Pig: Were they defeated by the Barcalounger Dynasty?
The ottoman often caused the collapse of Dick Van Dyke.