Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2013

“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?”

Hopefully Goat didn’t hear that if he didn’t hear Abe was murdered.

Too funny!

Why WAS Abe Lincoln anyway?

“I told him, already…I said Abe, don’t go! Don’t go! Don’t go to the theatre- a funny thing might happen…..”

Goat: “Damn you to hell, Pig…”

Great, next Pig will be telling us what happens at the end of “Titanic.”

Well, at least now Goat doesn’t have to waste any time reading The Rest of the Story….

does it also mention that he was a vampire hunter? or, the most hated man among white conservative southerners to this day?

When did this happen…and where was I?

@SherlockWatson—On the same night in 1860 when Abraham Lincoln gave his famous speech at Cooper Union, five blocks away (on lower Broadway) actress Laura Keane was starring in “Our American Cousin”!

Lincoln went to a psychic, and we he left he exclaimed, “She said I am going to be president for life!”

And Mrs. Lincoln said, “The play was okay. I just wish we’d had a nicer Booth.”

Orrrrr…..

Lincoln said, “A play? I need to go to a play like I need a hole in the head.”

Let’s work McKinley in this conversation. Said the guy from Buffalo.

in school the teacher wanted me to memorize the gettysburg address, i said not only am i never going to gettysburg, if i do i’ll just use gps, sheesh teachers.

Can we agree that Lincoln was shot by a rabid right-winger?

Don’t worry, Pig… I’m sure Goat was JUST getting to that part anyway. xxx

Booth took them literally when they said “Break a leg”.

As long as he doesn’t give away the next season of Downton Abbey or Doc Martin…

Goat seems like the third character!

wut? y mee geet assaseenateed ? wut eez assaseenashun?