Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2013

Transcript:

"The Center for Inspirational Ideas held its first annual Inspirational Ideas symposium. 'I would like to improve living conditions in Africa through sustainable green energy.' Yaaaaaaay. 'I would like to teach people to meditate in a way that raises our collective consciousness.' Yaaaaaaaay. 'I would like to teach disadvantaged children to express themselves through art.' Yaaaaaaay. 'And I would like to sit around in my underwear and drink beer.'" Goat: 'And the center banned the drunk donkey for life.' Rat: Poor Danny. He's so ahead of his time. Pig: I'd look soooo good in tighty whities.