Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2013
July 25, 2013
July 27, 2013
Transcript:
My stupid cable bill went up again. Goat: Mine, too. The cable company said it was driven up by all the idiots out there who steal their cable signal. Doesn't it make you want to do something? Rat: Steal cable. Goat: I meant something that isn't a felony. Rat: Hey. Don't knock felonies.
Why would anyone want to steal cable, when ordinary rope works just as well?