Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2013
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Transcript:
Pig: What are you doing? Rat: I'm about to crush this ant. Pig: Why? Rat: He's small. He's not like me. And he's devoid of any intellectual, artistic, or cultural value. Ant: "To be or not to be, that is the question... whether 'tis nobler to--" Rat: Shakespeare bores me.
Shakespeare lived in Apt. 2B.