Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 03, 2013
August 02, 2013
August 04, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat... I think you're homely, awkward, lame, boring, unlovable, strange, sad, socially inept, and destined for a life of utter loneliness. Goat: Why are you telling me all this? Rat: Just being honest. That's the "Get out of jail free" card for insults.
I thought the card was the phrase, “No offense.”