Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2013
August 27, 2013
August 29, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, George, you're really striking out with the ladies. Why don't we-- George Washington: Hang on a sex... I want to leave a dollar for the bartender and-- and.. whaddya know... lookey whose face that is... must be quite the stud to have his face on the nation's currency. Women are so hard to impress.
After flashing his teeth at her, he should have said, “Hey, baby, guess who’s got wood!”