Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 07, 2013

Pathetic? Is there some other type of nerd?

Show her how strong you are, Goat — tear a rat in half for her.

Did Rat just look up Dignity in the dictionary?I didn’t think he would be familiar with that word.

Poor Goat is turning into the perpetual goat of this strip and Rat’s regular whipping-boy. It’s not fair!

I wasn’t aware you could UN-thank somebody, but it’s good to know!

Punch him goat

I just remember Ronald Reagan to Walter Mondale: “I would say you spend like a drunken sailor, but that wouldn’t be fair to all the drunken sailors.”

Goat should dignify himself by butting Rat in the oompa loompas.

@alexikakos

Thanks!

Don’t worry goat I’m also a pethetic nerd, and everyone rejects me.

Pathetic nerd here – had to make an account to correct the HTML above. Please don’t use the font tag; it’s deprecated. Instead, use inline CSS:< span style=“font-size:larger; color:blue;”>hello world< /span>Which looks like this:hello world(You can get help with all of this at the same site linked in the first comment.)

This reminds me of Dr. Who with Canton Everett Delaware III.

Rat, you need to stop insulting and start using a baseball bat more often. I’ve found it speaks louder than words.

consider the source. Here’s a specimen that run around gutters, garbage, and carry fatal diseases.. No wait, I know some people like that. I take it back rat.