Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2013
September 14, 2013
September 16, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Our sole goal is to win. But not just to win. to dominate. To CRUSH our opponent. Because this is like war! And in war, the end justifies the means! So do whatever it takes!! Because as Joseph Stalin once said, "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs!!!" Goat: He really shouldn't be coaching a little girls' basketball team. Boy: Who's Joseph Stalin?
No one has ever used nuclear bombs on anyone. The two bombs dropped on Japan were atomic, not nuclear.