Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 21, 2013

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Rat: What kind of poker game is this? We've got no @#*@#* cigars. Duck: I have some old ones at home. Or I can buy some new ones at the store. Rat: Fine. And where are the @#*@#* poker chips? Goat: I can borrow some form my neighbor. They're all blue, if that's okay. Goat: Something old! Something new! Something borrowed! Something blue! Rat: Some guys you just don't invite to poker night.