Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: What happened to you? Pig: I don't know. I was sitting here watching TV and everything went black. Rat: Looks like someone hit you on the head. There's a big bump. Pig: Who could have hit me on the head? There was no one else home? Goldfish: No one ever suspects the goldfish.
Don’t tell me that goldfish were part of the Spanish Inquisition!