Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2013
September 29, 2013
October 01, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: You really shouldn't write children's nursery rhymes. Rat: Hey... it teaches accountability. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. "I tripped that guy," said Jill with a sigh, "to get Jack's inheritance share." "I heard that boast," said the cop at his post. And Jill got the electric chair.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.And all the king’s horses and all the king’s menHad omelets.