Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2013

Of course Goats new tattoo will be one to remind him of what tragically killed this night…

The ultimate pickup line::“Hi; I have ten million dollars and poor judgement.”

Oh, come on, lady. How was Goat supposed to know what the tattoo represented unless he asked you about it? Sheesh! EYE ROLL

Not your fault, Goat.

Great White? Jack Russell’s Great White played Macon (just up the road) less than two weeks ago. I had complimentary tickets, but didn’t go.

Pick up line for a lady from Chile: What is like to come from a country so narrow?

Come on now…a goat trying to pick ip a womam? A female goat would of made this strip more amusing and socially acceptable.

exactly!

Goat’s extreme embarrassment is not warranted. Blondie did not tell him to shove off; he just backed off out of shame. Faint heart ne’er won fair maiden, Goat.

Also a good possibility.

He burned the house down with his funky beats.

The only good tat is one that says “If found please return to [person’s address]”

Paris’s biggest problem is trying to date outside of his species. He needs to find a nice nanny…NO, I do NOT mean Fran Drescher!

Nor do I mean Julie Andrews!

You should see her “tramp stamp”.It commemorates the dead at Gettysburg.

@Bruno Zeigerts: The world needs more Firefly. And not just another movie…

Bruno It actually did go well! He revealed the treachery.

Hit the bit with the hot tat?Not!

I know he doesn’t look much like CB; but I was expecting her to have red hair.

Yes, Shut up, Rat!

I’ve never saw you with a woman.

xxx

He should have then said something like….“I’m sorry to hear that. Who did the artwork? It’s rather good…..”.My dentist’s receptionist has a lot of tattoos, in very unusual colours; some of which were especially mixed for her..As I always say…“It’s your body, you can do what you want with it, as long as you don’t harm or inconvenience anyone else.”

I like when a guy I read about got one of the Chinese word tattoos. It was really a vulgar remark rather than what HE thought it said.I remember on person I arrest who had tattoos every where and I mean everywhere including personal parts. We tried to get a blood test after a fatal crash he had caused. He stated he could not give blood as he was afraid of needles.

Does NOBODY realize that this is not a how to guide on picking up women? Nor is it the sad, true story of a love attempt. ITS A FREAKING COMIC STRIP PEOPLE. It does its job…which is to BE FUNNY