Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2013
October 12, 2013
October 14, 2013
Transcript:
Moe: What are you doing, Joe? Joe: It's me and my wife's 20th anniversary. So I thought I'd get her some flowers. Moe: Wow. Twenty years. What's that like? Joe: Pretty amazing, Moe. It's like having a soul mate. Moe: Really? Joe: Really. Someone who knows your every predilection. Your every want. How you like your coffee. How you like your mattress. How you like your socks arranged. But enough of this chit chat. I have a gift to give. Happy Anniversary, my lovely wife. Penguin: Wife? I'm not your wife. Joe: Penguins are so hard to tell apart.
The bear must be hibernating.