Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2013
Transcript:
Moe: What are you doing, Joe? Joe: It's me and my wife's 20th anniversary. So I thought I'd get her some flowers. Moe: Wow. Twenty years. What's that like? Joe: Pretty amazing, Moe. It's like having a soul mate. Moe: Really? Joe: Really. Someone who knows your every predilection. Your every want. How you like your coffee. How you like your mattress. How you like your socks arranged. But enough of this chit chat. I have a gift to give. Happy Anniversary, my lovely wife. Penguin: Wife? I'm not your wife. Joe: Penguins are so hard to tell apart.
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
The bear must be hibernating.
RuinQueenofOblivion about 11 years ago
That’s just cold, Joe.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Berke Breathed did it funnier.
favm about 11 years ago
Free entrance. Eaten on the way out.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Aww, Joe, don’t take it so hard. Deal with it the way other PBS characters do: blame it on Cartoon-Boy’s poor artistic skills….
dadoctah about 11 years ago
Penguins are not so hard to tell apart, however, that she didn’t immediately know the guy with the flowers wasn’t her husband.
Happy Two Shoes about 11 years ago
Penguins Before Swine
alfracto about 11 years ago
Where do they keep finding these perfectly round “islands” of ice?
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
More than what meets the eye Bub.
cubswin2016 about 11 years ago
Will someone please get Batman to get Stephen off of this penguin kick?
corzak about 11 years ago
And after all the trouble Joe went to . . . you know how expensive flowers are in the Antarctic?
John Falstaff about 11 years ago
The appropriate reply is: “Would you like to PRETEND to be my wife for a few hours?”
A_NY_Outlaw about 11 years ago
what do you call six penguins on an ice cap?
A buffet!dieseldude about 11 years ago
I’m with you. I think penguins stink
me about 11 years ago
He’ll get the cold shoulder now.
xpurplezebra about 11 years ago
I think Polar got her a few days ago.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Embrassing.
LOL xxx
Bandera_Ken about 11 years ago
“@alfracto“Where do they keep finding these perfectly round “islands” of ice?” The same place a coyote buys his explosives.”>They order them from ACME?
johnathanBing about 11 years ago
Wish I had a bowling ball
Arianne about 11 years ago
She’s more popular than Marilyn Monroe. All the boy penguins want to go with “the Flo.”
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
I know that. It was a joke. (But I was wating for someone to point that out.)
hariseldon59 about 11 years ago
I seriously doubt that will happen. Sooner or later Pastis will tire of the penguins as he seems to be tired of the crocs (at least for now). Rat and Pig will continue to be the strips main characters as they have been since day one.
paulaperson about 11 years ago
I guess they don’t teach proper grammar in penguin land either! “It’s me and my wife’s..”? Shame on the author!
veranna about 11 years ago
ouch! groan…..
DaRitz about 11 years ago
Is this Pastis’ way of commemorating his own 20th?
Davison77 about 11 years ago
hariseldon59 Foundation!
barister about 11 years ago
Caviar now being served on an iced platter. Oh bear……
Kali39 about 11 years ago
Penguins is practikaly chickens. I saw that in a Bugs Bunny cartoon once…
Darth Revan II almost 4 years ago
But how did they get the flowers.
SpacemanSpiffCCE over 1 year ago
This is my birthday comic!