Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2013
Transcript:
Saul: Hey, Morty. I think I figured out how to distinguish your wife from all the other penguins. Ask her something only she would know about you. Morty: Good idea, Saul. Which one of you thinks your husband is emotionally unavailable? Not much help, Saul.
Yay! No Rat!