Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. I heard you installed one of those green roofing systems where they cover your roof with grass and plants and stuff. Pig: Yeah, but it's not going well. Goat: What's wrong? Pig: It attracted a grazing cow. Voice: Mooooooo. Rat: Time to use the cattle prod again.
Shouldn’t the cow be capable of speech, too? In which case its name would be “Cow”…