Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2013
November 20, 2013
November 22, 2013
Transcript:
Zebra: I got a job designing first-person shooter video games. Goat: You mean like "Halo?" Zebra: Yeah, but instead of shooting your enemy, you push this button here and Jimmy Carter comes to mediate. Goat: Oh, wow. I wonder how that'll be received. Croc: Who guy wid beeg teeth?
margueritem almost 11 years ago
Now you’ve and confused the crocs.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
If the machine has very little memory, use Reagan.
favm almost 11 years ago
Good time for a political discussion, so , i will abstain.
zero almost 11 years ago
Those who criticize Presidents need to realize they are only a front man. . ..
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
Hmmmm??? Crocs can’t pronounce “With” but can pronounce “teeth”? Not call them “Teef”?
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Late brother Billy would’ve been a better choice; at least he’d bring beer.
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
Glad to see the Crocs are back ! Would like to see the Crocs and one Bucky Kat together !
PUNishment almost 11 years ago
Would have thought Carter would’ve appeared in Peanuts not here.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He give free house and you pay property taxes wiff teers.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
I think Zebra needs this site desperately….http://girl.me/
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
O_O zebra zebra zebra……. i know that game is going to fail horribly…
Potrzebie almost 11 years ago
Someone actually inveted a video game called “Diplomacy”. I hope no one bought into it.
Constantinepaleologos almost 11 years ago
Now I want to see the crocs eat him.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Bucky would bore them to death… which is good.
Bandera_Ken almost 11 years ago
Jimmy Carter, best President of the 20th century. He tried to actually follow the Constitution. Both the Right and the Left hated him for it.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@Ken-Best 20th Century President—FDR " 19th " " —Lincoln " 18th " " —WashingtonBest 21st Century President has not yet been born!
OldestandWisest almost 11 years ago
The Crocs should be happy, based on past experience of his fondness for bad guys, Jimmy should be on their side.
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Crocs as beta testers.Zeeba win all time online when doing muleteaplayar…At least it was not a button to start up the Teaparty Option.
RACerri32 almost 11 years ago
YAY, Crocs!!!!!!!!!!
pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Mediation worked so well with Hitler. (That’s sarcasm to you who think the world started with your birth. You can Google Neville Chamberlain and Czechoslovakia.)
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Excellent strip!
The Crocs would obviously see Jimmy as a character just ‘asking’ to be shot at.
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corzak almost 11 years ago
Syria is being handled, by the grownups.Go play in the yard now.
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
Talk about a bomb and being quickly fired.
pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
There was no mediation in the Cuban crisis. Kennedy was talking to Khrushchev directly. Besides, I think it wasn’t mediation that resolved the Cuban crisis, it was mutually assured destruction. (During the crisis U.S. Army troops in Germany — GERMANY! — received yellow fever vaccinations. I wish I still had my shot card.)
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Actually, mediation requires the participation of a third party (the mediator). This is how it differs from negotiation.
LOWRIDER84 almost 11 years ago
Where’s the button to shoot the Peanut Farmer?