Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 23, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat... any interest in going on a cruise with me? Rat: Sure. Because nothing says vacation like being trapped in a confined space with overweight people. Goat: That is not what a cruise is like. Rat: Oh, right. I left out all the broken toilets.
Goat must be desperately lonely to ask Rat to go on vacation with him.