Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 07, 2013

Transcript:

Pig: Goat! Goat! I won fifty thousand dollars in the lottery! Goat: Wow, Pig. That's terrific. What are you gonna do with the money? Pig: Rat said it would be a real status symbol if we built an elevator in our house. Goat: You have a one-story house. Rat: Status is very important.