Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: Hey, Goat. This is my imaginary friend, Bernie. Goat: Aww. An imaginary friend... I think that's great, Rat. Imaginary friends are such a wonderful, childlike thing. Rat: Bernie has a drug addiction. Goat: And there goes the wonderful. Rat: Careful, he'll stab you for your wallet.
" I see" said the blind man to his Deaf friend.