Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 30, 2013

Transcript:

Goat: Hey there, Pig. Want to play poker with us? Pig: I'm not sure I know how. Goat; Okay, well... do you know what a royal flush is? Pig: Is it when Queen Elizabeth goes to the potty? Goat: No. Rat: Deal him in. Pig: Do we curtsey when she returns?