Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2014
January 01, 2014
January 03, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: I'm disabled. Give me money. Man: What's your disability? Rat: I have a note from my doctor. I've broken my flatula. Man: Sir, that's not even a bone. It sounds like your doctor just combined the words "flatulence" and "spatula." Pig: These things happen. Rat: Pardon me while I give my doctor a disability. Man: Next! Rat applies for disability
It’s the economy. People who’s unemployment has run out are trying to get disability.