Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2014

I worked in a call center. Every day, as I was leaving for work, I said goodbye to my wife with, “Farewell! I go to speak with idiots!” People who thought they could fax cash. People who didn’t know how many socks came in a pair. People who thought if they mailed their order form on a Sunday afternoon that they’d have their order on Monday. People who had to look at a piece of mail they had received to find their address. People who were mad at us because the order they placed with our competitor was screwed up. Rat, I hear you.