Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 05, 2014

You should feel complimented, Paris; the US government is interested in your love life.:Now go over to Jenny’s place and give the microphones a workout.

Or, there is always the Mute button…

Jenny actually has nice hair…for a goat!!!!?

Rat!…your despicable.

You know! Stephan Paris? :)

Smooth Rat. Smooth.

And Jenny’s number is 867-5309…

Is the NSA watching Rat watching over Goat and Jenny’s conversation? Will his loose lips get him canned from his listening post?We can only hope!Meanwhile, go for it, Goat! Jenny seems nice.

If anyone in our government listened in on my phone conversations, they would just get bored.

Please! someone call me.

That reminds me of when I was young and we had a party line. It wasn’t much of a party if we got caught listening evesdropping.

Is that trees reflecting on a pond through a window, or an oscilloscope reading?

Goat’s real name is Parismaybe you’d better consult the archives before you resume reading new strips

From Wikipedia: As with most of other animal characters in the strip, Goat is only referred to by the noun as a name. However, in an arc where Goat travels home and visits his mother, she comments on how his name is never used in the comic strip he works in, and that his real name is Paris. This name was chosen as a tribute to Stephan Pastis’s grandfather who died before Stephen’s birth, Paris Tripodes.4 Goat replies that “Goat” is just a stage name.5

It’s here, but instead of Big Brother, there’s a whole bunch of little brothers.

Who’s Paris?:PB4S, 2007-09-21

Rat managed to get himself into a three-way………….like nobody saw this one coming………………

@BartJ385—Steph wanted Goat’s real name to be “Flash Heavyhand”, but a certain singer from Canada made a very strong objection!

And I do NOT mean Anne Murray!!

I hope Jenny and Paris become an item!

Hmm, now what did I do with that stadium horn?

No, should be arrested. Won’t happen though, there’ll be a scapegoat (pardon the pun), someone lower down the ladder who will take the blame and punishment.

Best use of the term SMOOOTH that this PB4S fan has ever seen is in Red Skelton’s “Guzzler’s Gin” routint on youtube.com!!

Goat: Jenny, you have beautiful eyes. I hope you’re an organ donor so that when you die, they aren’t lost.Jenny: click