Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 20, 2014
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Transcript:
Goat: What are you doing here? Rat: I'm a doctor now. Goat: You have not qualifications to be a doctor. Rat: Baah. That's overrated. Anyone can be a doctor. Goat: Okay. Act like a doctor. Rat: Fine. Wait in this room for me for twenty minutes, at the end of which I'll show up and have no time for your questions because I think you're an idiot. Goat: That's pretty good. Rat: Did I mention how superior I am? Rat becomes a medical doctor
Don’t forget the cold stethoscope and the sloppy handwriting.