Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 22, 2014
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Transcript:
Zebra: Have you seen Pig this morning? Rat: He's on the counter doing his morning constitutional. Goat: He's what??? Pig: "Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech or of the press!" Rat: He's very patriotic. Goat: I need a new diner. Pig: Please don't interrupt my morning constitutional.
When I was a little tyke, that word ment the morning dump!