Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 16, 2014

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Pastis: Goat! What happened? Goat: Some guy just robbed me at gunpoint. Pastis: Oh my goodness! What did he look like? Goat: Short guy. Not much hair. Pastis: Hang on. I'm an artist. Maybe I can do a police sketch... Okay... Let's see... Short... Not much hair... What else? Goat: White guy. Pastis: Got it. What about clothes? Goat: Short-sleeve shirt... Shorts... Pastis: Perfect. I think I have it. Goat: Let's see. Charlie Brown did not rob me at gunpoint. Pastis: !@#@! it, Goat. I'm a cartoonist, not a sketch artist.