Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 24, 2014
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Transcript:
Pig: Goat! Goat! Did you hear the news? Rat accidentally tested his own blood and found out he might be dying!! Goat: Oh my God... What's he gonna do? Rat: Buy an R.V. and manufacture methamphetamines. Goat: How can you parody "Breaking Bad" if you can't say "methamphetamines?" Pastis: I'm thinking! I'm thinking! Rat: Tink faster. Breaking Rat
Maybe he could make up a slang name for the stuff, like “Crystal Pepsi.”