Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 02, 2014
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Transcript:
Goat: Look at that pretty girl listening to her iPod. I should talk to her, but she's probably too hip for me. Rat: Oh, c'mon, dude. How can you have so little confidence? Go over and say something to her. Goat: Hiya... whatcha listening to? Woman: Chuck D. Goat: Charles Darwin has audio recordings? Rat: Maybe you have the right amount of confidence.
“He’s so unhip that when you say ’Dylan” he thinks you’re talking about Dylan Thomas, whoever he is. The man ain’t got no culture."