Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 05, 2014
April 04, 2014
April 06, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: It's so hard to meet new people. You can never tell if you're gonna end up liking or disliking them. Rat: I can tell immediately if I'm gonna dislike a guy. Goat: How? Rat: He ties his sweaters around his neck. Goat: You really don't help. Rat: The sweater-neckers are a pompous breed.
Backwards ball-cap, combined with a several-days’ beard and a dangling cigarette…