Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 12, 2014

Actually, Rat’s doing that girl a favor by turning his face away.

Draw a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon on the wall. That’ll turn her on.

Wear dark sunglasses, say you have sensitive, deep blue eyes.

Isn’t that the same girl that dated Pastis yesterday?Dang. She has to learn to do better.

@Bilan – My thoughts exactly. Stephan’s leftovers?

if you don’t look at them, you can’t care if they are ugly, just don’t fall in Love.

That’ just creepy…..

No need for such theatrics. Just put a bag over her head.

Hey, pun lovers, see today’s “Mother Goose and Grimm.”

http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Mgoose/

How about he uses Bob’s Blind Dates. Dates are 100% blind 90% of the time!

What’s wrong with the wall?

Just look at her mouth when she talks. That’s what I do. Drives people nuts.

okay.

there. 20 comments looks much better than 19.

Really? I can make other people nervous with direct eye contact. I can see into your soul. Bwahahaha!