Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2014
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July 22, 2014
Transcript:
Goat: Did you see these groups lobbying city council to tear down the highway that runs through the middle of our town? Rat: With the traffic as bad as it already is? That's crazy. Why would anyone be against our highway? Armadillo: That's the third wife I've lost this week, sir. Voice in Crowd: We get it, Mister Armadillo.
Armadillos need to smarten up.I remember driving down to Key West, and I saw dozens of iguanas sitting by the roadside, watching. Just sitting and watching. After passing, I looked in my rear view mirror and saw the critters scurrying across the road.the little buggers were waiting until it was safe to cross!