Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 05, 2014
September 04, 2014
September 06, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Do you think adding a smiley-face emoticon to an otherwise negative email makes the whole communication okay? Goat: how do you mean? Goat: i'd say no. Pig: Haha. But that smiley guy sure is cute. Dear my boyfriend pig, You are fat. You are dumb. You are boring. I want to break up.
She forgot to add “No offense.”